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Tales From the Desk of Alfred
Jun. 5th, 2009 12:52 pmNo, I'm not really as cool or as collected as Bruce Wayne's unflappable butler, but I'm soon going to be. Between the way the people for whom I 'buttle' treat me and the way the curious outsiders treat me, I will soon be as collected and snarky as Sir Alfred.
( I'm young and a three dressed up as a nine like my idol Paris Hilton. You have to do what I say! )
( Then there is my boss, who tries just a little too hard. )
So there it is, two of the more annoying things that happen to me on any given workday. There are a hell of a lot more, but I'm a good butler and never tell what I see... unless it verges on the idiotic like the realtor, then I have to share.
( I'm young and a three dressed up as a nine like my idol Paris Hilton. You have to do what I say! )
( Then there is my boss, who tries just a little too hard. )
So there it is, two of the more annoying things that happen to me on any given workday. There are a hell of a lot more, but I'm a good butler and never tell what I see... unless it verges on the idiotic like the realtor, then I have to share.
